Here's a cute and very funny birthday card...
The front of the card has a photo of a crocodile half submerged in water with a pair of glasses drawn in to look like an old person's reading spectacles. Some ragged white teeth and a pink tongue have also been added.
In a text bubble are the words, "If I was your age, I'd travel a lot!" and on the inside of the card is the rest of the comment, "Because if I was your age, I'd be luggage. Happy Birthday"
Size: One 5" by 5" card and one colorful 5" by 7" envelope as shown in the picture below.